I told Dan that his daughter was karate-kicking me and he was, of course, pleased. I’m taking this as a sure sign of things to come — MiniSquatch has rebellious tendencies already! Or maybe she’s just mildly claustrophobic like her mother.

In other news, MiniSquatch appears to like jazz. We played music for her last night and she was really grooving to Miles Davis. Aside from dancing and karate skills, MiniSquatch also now has eyelashes and is practicing blinking her eyes. She weighs approximately 2.25lbs and should be about 14.8 inches long. I’m not sure how the internet knows that MiniSquatch is 14.8 inches long, but who am I to question the Baby Center.